John's Famous Quotes
"Results are not made on a field of dreams. Results are made on the field of battle. However, if you are so fortunate enough; in that very rare moment - they can become one in the same."
"I'll take 4 small cokes and a million dollars."
"There is an easy way to make the University of Miami football team. Be able to run faster than the cops!"
"You know one thing; if you ever see a University of Florida football player in a suit - he's the defendant!"
"How the hell I can even find my own sanity some days is quite amazing."
"Better to be the glass is half full kind of person. Being the glass is half empty kind of person only further adds to the misery of life."
"There's only one difference between the Seminoles and Hurricanes. 3000 points more on the intelligence scale."
"If I'm ever going to face a prosecutor, please let me fake like a UF football player and see Bill Cervone."
"Maybe I should dress up like a clown, since I work in a damn circus around here."
"Have you had a CT scan lately? The only question that begs to be asked is - did the doctor see concrete or nothing but air in that head of yours?"